Humorous Quotes

““I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.” —-Ben Bergor

“Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.” —-Garry Trudeau

“I realize that humor isn’t for everyone. It’s only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.” Anne Wilson Schaef

“When the going gets tough, the smart get … laughing.” Joel Goodman

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