Insurance Jokes from SwapMeetDave (plus links to other by SwapMeetDave)
UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY HEADLINES/SIGNS (warning: a few are raunchy)
Where to Begin?
A keynote speaker at a convention of priests came to the dais, shuffled his notes, scanned his audience, and said, thoughtfully:
“Where to begin? Where to begin?”
A voice in the crowd yelled: “As close to the end as possible!”
contributed by Fr. Norman J. Muckerman to Holy Humor: Inspirational Wit & Cartoons