Famous Last Words

Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.

Hey there’s no handles inside these car doors.

Gee, that’s a cute tattoo.

What does this button do?

So, you’re a cannibal.

It’s probably just a rash.

Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?

Are you sure the power is off?

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

What duck?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I’ve seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

You look just like Charles Manson.

Let it down slowly.

Rat poison only kills rats.

It can’t possibly rain for forty days and nights.

I’ll get your toast out.

Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.

It’s strong enough for both of us.

This doesn’t taste right.

I can make this light before it changes.

Nice doggie.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

Well we’ve made it this far.

I’ll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.

I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.

You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

OK this is the last time.

Don’t be so superstitious.

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